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No Tinfoil needed

Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad

Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?


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To: ArGee

Am I incorrect or did someone else wash the sheets and get rid of the bed bugs. That was Yesterday and Yesterday is gone, along with me brain.


2,021 posted on 03/26/2013 8:46:27 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face
Face I promise not to wreck your car, and if I do I bring back the steering wheel, I promise.
2,022 posted on 03/26/2013 8:47:26 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals
we gonna have to make another beer run.

Do you think the country can stand another?

2,023 posted on 03/26/2013 8:47:57 AM PDT by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: no-to-illegals

When I was very young and my mom was trying to train me, it seemed that every time she would put me on the potty I would cry.

So she asked me, “Why is it that every time I put you on the potty you cry?”

And I said, “It’s my potty and I’ll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, cry if I want to.”


2,024 posted on 03/26/2013 8:49:16 AM PDT by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: ArGee
LOL ArGee. You been in the shine again?
2,025 posted on 03/26/2013 8:50:58 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals
Am I incorrect or did someone else wash the sheets and get rid of the bed bugs.

Unfortunately, I didn't get the rid-a-bug-bed all the way to the sheets before it - ahem - disappeared.

However, I think some of my effusions during the night got rid of the bug-beds - er - beg buds - er whatever the little critters are called - during the night as they were all gone this morning, along with my socks.

2,026 posted on 03/26/2013 8:51:29 AM PDT by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: no-to-illegals

The way my head is splitting? No way. I can’t even find my mouth.

Of course, maybe I don’t need my mouth. Maybe I can just pour it into that fracture up there.

It’s worth a shot - or in this case a 12-oz glass.


2,027 posted on 03/26/2013 8:52:42 AM PDT by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: ArGee; JoeProBono
Saw that Joe had a whole refrigerator. But what is being done with the beer is a waste. With all that is going on me hope John Lee Petimore and Junior Johnson show up. Then we will have a party. Might even go out on the asphalt and drive in circles.
2,028 posted on 03/26/2013 8:53:40 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

Thank you! :)


2,029 posted on 03/26/2013 8:55:15 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: ArGee

yep Juniors recipe does do that. and now we know your socks work too.


2,030 posted on 03/26/2013 8:55:37 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Tax-chick

I’ve already been out and about, and didn’t like the fact that the phone rang and I had to let it go. Ohwell...

I called back when I got home, as I thought it was my niece, but it was the Little Redhead, wanting me to come over! LOL!

Some other day. Niece is still having a hard time coping, and I suggested she get some anti-depressants, even if it’s only temporary.


2,031 posted on 03/26/2013 8:55:47 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: trisham

there’s a warning on the shine.


2,032 posted on 03/26/2013 8:56:00 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: trisham

oh on the socks too.


2,033 posted on 03/26/2013 8:57:20 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: JoeProBono

Oh, look! Beer butt chicken! Mmmmmm...good!


2,034 posted on 03/26/2013 8:58:30 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

Don’t Let Me Down.


2,035 posted on 03/26/2013 8:59:31 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: JoeProBono

So many choices...so little time....*sigh*


2,036 posted on 03/26/2013 8:59:46 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: JoeProBono

Is that the Tardis fridge?


2,037 posted on 03/26/2013 9:00:12 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

2,038 posted on 03/26/2013 9:01:12 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: JoeProBono; ArGee

Now THAT is wrong on so many levels!


2,039 posted on 03/26/2013 9:03:37 AM PDT by Monkey Face (In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. ~ Ben Franklin)
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To: Monkey Face

2,040 posted on 03/26/2013 9:04:31 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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