Posted on 03/15/2013 10:16:41 AM PDT by Cajun Jihad
Edited on 03/15/2013 10:18:18 AM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]
Greetings fellow patriots! Houston we have a problem! A big one. I'm located in South Louisina 337. On February 28 a white SUV pulled up to the house with red DHS lettering with Texas plates. (Texas WTH i thought y'all were with us) I saw them pull in the drive an met them outside at their truck 2 agents late 40s-50s. They say Hi we are here doing a survey. One agent pulls out 3 volumes (looked like phone books almost sizewise) He ruffles through the pages in first then second volume. He finds my list (The 1 that they don't have). he says so we are doing a survey and we are going around visiting everyone and trying to verify if you own or still have these firearms. He proceeds to show me my list. Every gun i bought from a dealer is on this list. Every one from 22s to Mosin Nagants and everything in between. I was blown away and still am. Many bricks have been shat since then! I told them nah i don't have any of those dangerous baby killers gave them all away after Newtown. They left but sat parked down the road for a couple hours. Probably coordinating drone strike. I have ony told a couple of close friends i trust. I've been tryng to keep it together. The first person i told also had a visit exactly 2 weeks before me. He ordered a questionable part off the net an that's what the agents told him they were after. He lives 5 minutes down the road. I was freaked then but I didn't think anything of it you know he brought it on himself. Until i got a visit. All my stuff is legal and above board. No worries on that part. But then why did i recieve a visit? I don't know i've been gripped with fear since. Keeping watch on my porch, almost sleeping outside some nights. And then yesterday my wife's friends parents who are an hour north of us got a visit. Only the mom was home and she told them to hit the street. These people are farmers and have guns but mostly Fudd guns and relics passed down. The father was going somewhere on business this weekend and next week. He cancelled. Even the Fudds aren't safe from this. My only solace in all of this is the 3 massive volumes the jackboots had. I know i'm not the only one. I don't know what to do?! It took this long for me to tell somebody else. My wife and i are scared [crap]less!I'm not sure if they are testing the waters seeing who will comply. Or if it's something else entirely. Why down here? Why not in Commiefornia or one of these other liberal dreamlands? I thougt we were good we just voted to strengthen the 2nd in our state. i just keep saying in my head. WTF?
That is one sweet little huggie bear!
Joe, honest never drove that fast. Well there was one time but telling that story would make me look guilty.
Weren’t you there in the car?
Maybe it was fan fan?
buckle up the kiddies ... we gonna go fast. Am going to be guilty of doing 25 in a 35 zone.
Really, it was nothing.
Honestly ,absolutely nothing to do with me...
Twas the Weather Kitty.
Good to see you in fine fettle today. :)
You found the 8” weatherman?
somebody quick ... find that weatherman. He been blowing up things.
There be a rumor he be teaching?
I’m very attached to my little orange deadblow hammer. (Use it to smash pecans, etc.) Mr. Sg has a predilection for borrowing my tools and getting black grease on them. I finally got a set of pink tools. Of course, they’re the only ones he can find so he uses them despite their pinkness. At least he puts them back so I can find them. All the other tools have gravitated to the dark recesses of the garage where I can’t find anything. Maybe there’s an online course that teaches one to generate credible histrionics so that people will think twice before borrowing tools and not putting them back.
um....Have you looked in the basement?
Can’t think why....just may be a good place to start...
Have you had a cup of coffee yet today? :)
We had snowflakes last evening but nothing stuck.
No Reply? ... Can money buy me, Sally, Delvis, and Tricky an invite?
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