No Tinfoil needed

[Silentgypsy]

I love that song! I'm plunk in the middle of a formerly particularly problematic county of moonshine country. Have attempted to learn about colorful locals, but unfortunately meth has replaced alcohol with the young'uns.

[Silentgypsy]

The problem isn’t a munchy one. Tigger has seven claws on one front paw and six on the other. When he does an entrapment maneuver, you know it.

[no-to-illegals]

Them youngins ... they have not figured out to have a good time yet. John Lee Petimore and Junior Johnson ... now them boys have fun. We’s get together Run in circles on asphalt, turn left (never figured out why we don’t run the other way) and win money. They call turn right on the track ... Pollish? Never did figure that out. YEW-HAW!

[ArGee]

Have found that if you use Junior Johnson’s formula for moonshine, it causes them bed bugs to stop reproducing.

I wash tol zhat, bush zhe mooshine never makesh it to zhe sheetsh, for shome reashon.

[no-to-illegals]

‘Member back when was youngin and exploring around the still finding ole running cars abandoned ... Used to play in ‘em all day. There is one in this video ... Same song .. different vid ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXr9EYQ2MJE

[no-to-illegals]

I wait to near dark for getting plastered on the shine. Papa still wants to go hunting. Last time got into the shine of a morning ... nearly shot Papa. He told Mama and Mama ain’t let have a drink of a morning since.

[no-to-illegals]

Mama seems to be doing fine. It's a miracle. Papa poured some shine down her throat, rubbed some of that marygwanna on her and Mama is back with us. It's a good thing I didn't get into the shine this morning. Mama, she has her rules. Don't worry ArGee I won't tell Mama you been in the shine. It will our secret. I'm gonna have to go. Papa is drinking and about to call Junior on me. Papa says we gonna go get that groundhog. If Papa calls Junior there will be less shine for me this evening. East bound and down.

[ArGee]

I washn’t in zhe shine, hhonesht inshun! I wash in zhe bed bugsh rapellant.

[ArGee]

(singing)

You are my moonshine.
My only moonshine.
You make me happy
When skies are gray.
You'll never know, dear,
How much I love you.
Please don't take
My moonshine away.

[ArGee]

Oh, I am gonna be in SO MUCH trouble.

Mom told me to quit creating trans-dimensional anomalies. They scare the cats and it's really funny. Anyway, I thought she was out and I was having a little fun.

Mom WASN'T out and she fell into one.

I managed to get hold of Dad, who was not happy having his afterlife interrupted, and he's gone looking for her. But it's going to be no fun when they get back.

If I don't post much this afternoon, you'll know why.

[no-to-illegals]

LOL ArGee.

[Monkey Face]

Dang. I can’t keep up with this. Isn’t it time for lunch for some of you?

I wanted to post but found, when I checked, that the thread had moved so far, so fast, that what I had to say would have stuck out like a sore thumb. Or a black eye.

[no-to-illegals]

More bad news everyone. FReeper Doctor Raoul Has Passed.

[NoCmpromiz]

my brother in Pennsylvania and the Darksheare clan are going to get more Global Warming.

A glance at the radar image from Occasionallyaccurate Weather indeed shows some blueglop and greenglop in the vicinity of the alleged location of Darksheare and his minions. However, on physical examination of the mentioned area (which required an eva after donning various items of protective gear) determined that neither blueglop nor greenglop are impacting the immediate area, Further investigation seems to indicate that someone in Thealgore camp has gained control of the weather machine and has issued the following command from the console:

$ cat /globull/bluebllggrthl.glop /globull/greenbllggrthl.glop > /tmp/holdbllggrthl.glop

It would appear that all the .glop files are being combined in a temporary directory and being held for some reason, probably waiting for a lpt command to dump it all in one place at the same time.

I am attempting to access the weather machine internals to do a rm on the /tmp directory...

[NoCmpromiz]

Yankees playing Rap...

I thought you said you were hearing MUSIC..

[NoCmpromiz]

rattlesnake.... I’ll let you hold one of them critters.

I happen to know Argee doesn't attend one of those churches...

Wait..

Oh, you're talking about hunting..

Nevermind.

[no-to-illegals]

Sorry to interrupt you NoCmpromiz. I have bad news. FReeper Doctor Raoul Has Passed. Thread is on main board.

[NoCmpromiz]

‘63 at the tender age of 17

Let's see... If you were 17 in '63, then you're older than me.

But not by much...

[NoCmpromiz]

meth has replaced alcohol with the young'uns.

Well... a meth lab sure blows up prettier than a still...

[Monkey Face]

I hate death. I refuse to attend funerals, and doubt very much if I will even attend my own, when the time comes.