Pink bikini-clad gal bit another woman's cheek during beach brawl over...littering, cops say

South Florida Sun-Sentinel ^ | March 13, 2013 | Barbara Hijek

[ConservativeStatement]

There's a new breed of Spring Breaker that walks the beaches these days.

Fights over booze, flirting boyfriends or heckling seems to be a thing of the past now that Green Spring Breakers are leaving their carbonated beer footprints on the sand.

Madison Alexandra Pelfrey, 21, from Wellington, was approached on Smathers Beach on March 4th by a woman with blond hair wearing a pink bikini, later ID'd as Cassi Lyn Clayton, 20, from Rock Hall, MD, who began to yell at Pelfrey about littering on the beach, according to an arrest affidavit from the Key West Police Department.

[ConservativeStatement]

Litter bug meets litter thug.

[FroggyTheGremlim]

“Whe-e-e-re the boys arr-rrre.”

[dfwgator]

Give a hoot(er)....don’t pollute!

[illiac]

“...Pelfrey dropped her cup on the beach ...”

Did not know women wore cups....

[Ken522]

Pictures ... we need pictures!

[illiac]

Except for their tops, of course...

[driftdiver]

cat fight?

[3Fingas]

The accused. Blonde, bikini-clad, zombies....good stuff!

[Buckeye McFrog]

Unfortunately Girls Gone Wild just filed for bankruptcy.

[traderrob6]

This story is meaningless without pictures.

[3Fingas]

Video would be better.

[commish]

The police report noted that Clayton "had been drinking" and her "speech was slurred."

Alcohol was involved? I am shocked, shocked I say!

[Hemingway's Ghost]

The Chompa:

[pabianice]

'Cause I'm a Blonde!"

[3Fingas]

Best looking zombie perpetrator in Florida yet.

[ConservativeStatement]

[fso301]

Clayton was also arrested one month prior for Assaulting an Officer, Firefighter, etc., according to Monroe County Jail inmate records.

Green: It's the new Red.

[3Fingas]

She’d be a handful for any prospective suitor, but I bet it would be a fun while it lasted.

[Dr. Ursus]

I don’t remember stabbing my suitor 57 times,but it was
self defense!

[Hemingway's Ghost]

Based on the muggs, I’m going to go with a preliminary finding of Not Guilty, but I have to see some full body shots before I can make a definitive call.