[Pan_Yan]

Her name ain't Bartman and this ain't the playoffs. It's spring training. Sometimes the manager's get together and quit a game that's tied. The other day a pitcher got fired during the game. And no one is going to yell at a Hooter's girl jogging around in hot pants, especially not pro baseball players.

[Starstruck]

They let Pujols have a designated runner. Not a pinch runner. He got to bat again when it was his turn.