The perfume would likely have no effect on these type of zombies ... these undead only seem attracted to the smell of the money in your walletsMore references ...
Zombie for Him - http://www.demeterfragrance.com/757765/products/Zombie-for-Him.html
Zombie for Her - http://www.demeterfragrance.com/757766/products/Zombie-for-Her.html

So it makes you smell unwashed and brainless like a democrat.
I asked my wife if she wanted some and she said yes, as it was the only way I would ever buy her perfume. Apparently the last time I purchased perfume was in the early 90’s according to her.
Only a women would or could keep track of that.

I’m not so sure. I think the best zombie repellant would be the smell of a Democrat poll worker, who incessantly pesters zombies to vote.
“Yeah, I know I told you last time that if Obama was reelected all you zombies would get free brains, and like he wants to, but the Republicans block him, because they like *hate* zombies! They are anti-zombie racists!”

It doesn't help when somebody's @$$ is grass.
As everyone knows, zombies feed on brains.
The vast majority of Democrats, Progressives and Leftists will be safe in a zombie attack.