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Zombies The perfume would likely have no effect on these type of zombies ... these undead only seem attracted to the smell of the money in your wallets
1 posted on 03/10/2013 10:06:34 AM PDT by DogByte6RER
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More references ...

Zombie for Him - http://www.demeterfragrance.com/757765/products/Zombie-for-Him.html

Zombie for Her - http://www.demeterfragrance.com/757766/products/Zombie-for-Her.html


2 posted on 03/10/2013 10:09:10 AM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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3 posted on 03/10/2013 10:11:08 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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So it makes you smell unwashed and brainless like a democrat.


4 posted on 03/10/2013 10:18:53 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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I asked my wife if she wanted some and she said yes, as it was the only way I would ever buy her perfume. Apparently the last time I purchased perfume was in the early 90’s according to her.

Only a women would or could keep track of that.


5 posted on 03/10/2013 10:19:38 AM PDT by Fzob (In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. Jefferson)
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8 posted on 03/10/2013 10:31:16 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
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9 posted on 03/10/2013 10:32:16 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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I’m not so sure. I think the best zombie repellant would be the smell of a Democrat poll worker, who incessantly pesters zombies to vote.

“Yeah, I know I told you last time that if Obama was reelected all you zombies would get free brains, and like he wants to, but the Republicans block him, because they like *hate* zombies! They are anti-zombie racists!”


10 posted on 03/10/2013 10:46:13 AM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Best WoT news at rantburg.com)
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MoBama antidote searching for after the Zombie Apocalypse:

It doesn't help when somebody's @$$ is grass.

11 posted on 03/10/2013 11:30:03 AM PDT by Slyfox (Arbitrary power is most easily established on the ruins of liberty abused to licentiousness -G Wash.)
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As everyone knows, zombies feed on brains.

The vast majority of Democrats, Progressives and Leftists will be safe in a zombie attack.


12 posted on 03/10/2013 12:48:06 PM PDT by Skepolitic
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Thanks to DogByte6RER for the ping.
13 posted on 03/10/2013 1:06:01 PM PDT by RandallFlagg
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