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Quick Clicks Sun Life bill survives tough fight FOIA request filed about woman removed from Metrorail Cows found roaming golf course 3 Homestead officers to be fired Jungle Island does Harlem Shake The guard, hired by the transit system, first told the woman she was being disruptive.

Is it just me, or is modern journalism hard to interpret?

[nickcarraway]

Hey, I thought that sentence was above average purple monkey elephant.

[BenLurkin]

I’m thinking I might memorize that.

Repeat it over and over again. Aloud.

While riding the MetroRail.

[right way right]

It’s a “Mad lib” world.