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I think I’ll stick to jewel heists and armed robbery.

If you want to steal things from people and get paid for your trouble you could always run for Congress.

[ArGee]

So, all these years I've been going to Hooters and the wait staff has been getting mad at me. They would ask me if I wanted anything and I would say, "No thanks, I'm married. I'm just looking." I could never figure out why that would make them so angry.

Now I find out they serve food and beer there!!!!

That explains a lot.