[nascarnation]

Why did I immediately think “Arkansas” when I read this.

BJ Clinton would represent her if he still had a license.

[Bon mots]

Don't be so down on Arkansas. Some good things have come out of Arkansas too.

For example, "the Toothbrush".
Did you know that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas?

How do we know this?
It's simple.
If it were invented anywhere else, it would be called the 'teethbrush'.