This IS a CHEESE shop, Isn't it?
Well, it’s certainly not contaminated by any cheese.
“Camembert, perhaps?”
“Yes. It’s a bit runny.”
“Oh, I like it runny.”
“Well, actually it’s very runny.”
“No matter. Fetch hither the fromage de belle France! Mm-mm!”
“It’s a bit runnier than you’d like...”
“I don’t care how (bleep)ing runny it is, hand it over with all speed!”
“Oh, no!”
“What now?”
“The cat’s eaten it.”
“Has he...”
“She, sir.”