Posted on 03/04/2013 7:11:56 PM PST by algernon_garnock
aaaaaaaaaaa poor widdo fing
Is this finally the year he comes out of the closet?
When it happens, his life will turn into one train wreck I won’t want to miss.
I think it is the year he finds his crotch. The few times I have seen him on stage, he seems to be looking for it...
the Brits refer to him as a scrotum, which I think is hilarious but must be ok there
The litmus test for whether a guy is gay or not is if lots of girls like him. George Michael and Michael Jackson had boat loads of girl fans.
On my “sweet sixteen” I attended school until 4 pm, went to work afterwords until 9 pm, got home, did chores and homework while my divorced mom worked until 2 am.
Because the divorce was new, we had moved to a different town, I had not formed friendships, and my brother was in boot camp, unable to call.
Mom came home, tired and concerned about my feelings, she had a little cake she had bought who knows where - best birthday EVER.
Justin, you pathetic, spoiled child, I'm glad I wasn't rich and popular like you.
He was stuned.
On my sweet sixteen I attended school until 4 pm
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Yeah....
On my 17th I quit School (Senior), went to join the Marines, the Gunny was out, so a Navy Chief corralled me (Hell, the French Foreign Legion would have been ok) and convinced me to wait a month to go in...
THEN, I had to go home and face my mother, who had absolutely NO idea of what I had done/was doing.
Of course, I had to be ‘nice’ to her as her signature was needed for me to go in the Navy and I wasn’t about to go back to school...
So, sorry (not) for your bad day JB.....
What does that mean ?
So did John Lennon and Paul McCartney.
Yeah, but guys liked the Beatles, too. A male wouldn't be caught dead going to a Justin Bieber concert.
So....by your logic, Elvis, Frank Sinatra and Brett Michaels are all gay?
Different time, my friend. That’s back when a young girl’s father figure didn’t have a vagina.
So....by your logic, Elvis, Frank Sinatra and Brett Michaels are all gay? Not mention all the Beatles and half the Rolling Stones (well you got me there...lol)
After seeing the album cover for the first Poison album, it sure seemed that way, with Brett.
Which provided one of the best Beavis and Butthead exchanges:
*Watching a Poison Video*
Beavis: Whoa these chicks are hot.
Butthead: Are these chicks or dudes?
Beavis: Whoa,I dont know
Butthead: Well they better be chicks dammit because theyre giving me a woody.
Awhile back a poster, forget who, posted a news article "Beiber Stunned" over something or other, but they mistyped it "beeber stuned." Some posters will say things like "set your beeber to stune etc...
It became a running joke like "a moose bit my sister" or "this is hugh and series." (instead of huge and serious)
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