Posted on 03/03/2013 4:10:54 PM PST by nickcarraway
You and I are close to the same size and I have been crammed between fatties too often. People who are really fat should be required to buy 2 seats instead of hanging over the arm rest into my space. The tall long legged guys don’t crowd me but I know they are uncomfortable. The rest rooms on Southwest are so narrow that fatties have to back in. How embarrassing is that!
The other thing I dread is sitting next to sick people, coughing and sneezing all over. ugh!
If you fly and are flexible you can use this site to help search for airfares.
http://matrix.itasoftware.com/
However, I have learned that the trick to getting low airfares sometimes takes hours to find it and make it happen. My ridiculously low air fair to the UK took quite some time to put it all together.
Flyertalk is great for trying to find low fares because there are so many people who do those crazy mileage runs.
OMG - you’re on flyertalk?
I’m dating myself but flying used to be a special occasion. People would actually get dressed up in suits and dresses to fly an airplane. They actually served you hot meals with real silverware and china. If you were nice to the stewardesses - and yes, they were all single women under 30 - they would pay special attention to you and slip you an extra mini-bottle of liquor or a pillow, maybe even make a date with you if they were coming off-shift. Pan Am and TWA were the biggest airlines and they were making oodles of money. What the heck happened over the past 40 years?
So true!
The other air travelers/passengers.
I got an email about flying. It said a Muslim came to get in his seat when he notice the lady already seated next to him was reading her Bible. He complained that he could not be seated by an infidel and demanded another seat. The stewardess checked and said the only seat left was in first class. The guy was still standing and was very surprised when she turned to the lady and said since the policy was that people did not have to sit by undesirable people, for her to get her personal items together and follow her to her new seat in first class. Poor guy. : )
“Ill share the arm rest. “
I don’t even share the armrest - I’ll keep my elbows inside the armrest. But I don’t like it when someone’s elbows come across the armrest into my ribs. In fact, the only time I’ll put my elbow on the armrest is when a fatty starts to pull it up so he or she can spread into my seat.
TSA, nothing else comes close.
Nor do I appreciate the TSA's antics.
But my #1 pet peeve is GUM CHEWING. I wish they'd tape their fricking mouths shut. I wish there were no-gum zones on planes. I hate the look, the sound, and the stench of gum chewing. And all too frequently, when I ask one of them to tone it down, they redouble their efforts to be obnoxious.
Between the gum=chewing lower slobbovians and the TSA, I'm never flying again if I can help it. I'm having car repairs done soon, and my car will be roadworthy for more than local trips.
I really, really, really hate gum-chewing and gum-chewers. Yecch!
While I do have the option, I will drive rather than fly for numerous reasons. At one time in my life, my working career made it necessary to fly. I am truely happy I have since retired from that rat race.
As a past time, revenge can be fun. I’m over 6 feet. When I sit down, my knees are against the seat pocket of the sear in front of me. Usually, when the person In front starts putting the seat back, I resist strongly, they push, I push. And if they get it back, I continually bump the seat with gusto so they cannot rest. I never put my seat back, NEVER , a courtesy to those behind me. But if you are in front of me and put yours back, I WILL enjoy the revenge of making your flight as uncomfortable as mine....and it keeps me smiling. Revenge IS sweet.
I’ve never had to sit next to an obviously sick person! I’m not sure what I would do, save for telling the flight attendant to move that person to the back of the plane, although I suspect I would be the one forced to move. I’d sure raise he// about moving and try to get a coupon for my next flight.
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