Dude, I got a haircut a couple of weeks ago. Went into a Chinese barbershop, or come to think of it, it might have been North Korean. I asked for something like a quiff, though I didn’t know the name at the time, and I’m sure the woman didn’t either. Anyway, instead she have me a standard North Korean cut. They’ve got 28 choices. We don’t have more than a half a dozen. Are we better off here?
What color bowl did she put on your head before she started cutting?