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To: Olog-hai
Optimist: The glass is half full.

Pessimist: The glass is half empty.

Real pessimist: The glass isn't merely half empty, but the person who drank the first half probably backwashed.

46 posted on 03/02/2013 8:01:57 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
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To: KarlInOhio
Optimist: The glass is half full.
Pessimist: The glass is half empty.

Realist :
The glass is half-full if you are filling it and it is half-empty if you emptying it.

56 posted on 03/03/2013 7:00:53 AM PST by MosesKnows
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