How to survive the sequester (it will be worse than Y2K and Climate change both put together)

SOL of course | 2/18/13 | SOL

[RC one]

How all the water turning to blood, frogs raining down from the skies, and incurable boils on your skin? Oh, and swarms of flesh eating locusts too btw.

[RC one]

How about all the water turning to blood, frogs raining down from the skies, and incurable boils on your skin? Oh, and swarms of flesh eating locusts too btw.

[berdie]

No wonder all you get for Christmas is underwear.:)

[GeronL]

Female sequestration should be outlawed

[berdie]

Well played, GeronL!

[GeronL]

scene: Batman and Robin tied to stakes, giant eel-like Sequesters moving toward them.....

NARRATOR:

Is Obama the mad Sequester Requester?

or are the Republicans in on it too?

Tune in next week on the same sequested time and channel

[mnehring]

[sickoflibs]

RE:”Next you are gonna try to tell me there is no Santa Clause
...
That depends on whether it was exempted by a Sequester Clause”

Laugh it up Tea party extremists.

Santa's one day a week furlough means the children's presents could get under their tree late.

You think that's funny? Those poor kids running down stairs Christmas morning to find nothing, till two mornings later?

Grinch!

[GeronL]

News alert: “Sequester the No-Lesser must be kept away from your kids piggy banks at all times....”

[dalereed]

if you consider a $40k 1936 custom Chevy hot rod underware that was my Christmas present last year, so be it!

[TheBigB]

[mnehring]

[EDINVA]

Stole it!

(because it’s easier to ask forgiveness than for permission)

[mnehring]

[GeronL]

Sequester means no ex-lax and everyone will be bloated until their insides explode with BRD!

I have to repost because there is no FReeper named ‘sequester’ (not YET)

[Cowboy Bob]

Ping for later amusement

[JRandomFreeper]

Ahhh...the Sonata for Banjo and Accordian. My favorite. I danced to it at my wedding.

If I had known then what I know now, I'd be a Sgt Major in the Legion Estranger. Music isn't much different, the settings are a little rougher. But the battles are more fair and you just live or die, without giving a house to a person that hates you.

/johnny

[GeronL]

Poor Gabby won’t get that sequestered gown and slippers she wanted!

[goodnesswins]

Am I too late? I forgot to get CAT LITTER!!!

[mnehring]