And here’s the lyrics to ‘We Saw Your Boobs’
(Please don’t show this to your kids, supervise them well )
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We saw your boobs
We saw your boobs
In the movie that we saw, we saw your boobs.
Meryl Streep, we saw your boobs in “Silkwood”
Naomi Watts’ in “Mulholland Drive”
Angelina Jolie, we saw your boobs in “Gia”
They made us feel excited and alive.
Anne Hathaway, we saw your boobs in “Brokeback Mountain”
Halle Berry, we saw them in “Monster’s Ball”
Nicole Kidman in “Eyes Wide Shut”
Marisa Tomei in “The Wrestler,” but
We haven’t seen Jennifer Lawrence’s boobs at all.
We saw your boobs
We saw your boobs
In the movie that we saw, we saw your boobs.
Kristen Stewart, we saw your boobs in “On the Road”
And in “Monster” we saw Charlize Theron’s
Helen Hunt, we saw them in “The Sessions”
And Scarlett Johansson, we saw them on our phones.
Jessica Chastain, we saw your boobs in “Lawless”
Jodie Foster in “The Accused”
Hilary Swank in “Boys Don’t Cry”
Penelope Cruz in “Vanilla Sky.”
And Kate Winslet in “Heavenly Creatures” and “Jude”
And “Hamlet” and “Titanic”
And “Iris” and “Little Children”
And “The Reader”
And whatever you’re shooting right now.
We saw your boobs
We saw your boobs.
-PJ