[Rocky]

The “analysis” also completely disregards the likelihood that coffee growing will become economical in areas where it is not currently. Rather than becoming “extinct” (roughtly 0.0% probability) coffee would likely entend its range further north.

Exactly. Juan Valdez would just have to go a little higher in the mountains to harvest the coffee beans.

[Still Thinking]

Juan Valdez would just have to go a little higher in the mountains to harvest the coffee beans.

Yeah, except Juan is a Democrat so he doesn't want to do anything that reveals globull worming to be a hoax, plus he's union, and work rules prohibit him from climbing any higher because he wouldn't have time to make it back to the bottom before end of shift.