Posted on 02/27/2013 8:26:28 AM PST by beaversmom
Jimmy Kimmel always has the last laugh.
Morrissey learned that lesson on Tuesday night, after the former front man for The Smiths canceled his appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live at the last minute because he learned the cast of Duck Dynasty would be guest on the same night.
Never one to back away from controversy, Kimmel addressed the cancellation on his show, thanking the band Churchill filling in for Morrissey on such short notice.
Kimmel read the statement Morrissey issued to explain his refusal to appear on the show.
[Morrissey] is a vegan and a staunch animal rights activist, Kimmel explained.
Morrissey stated he could not morally be on a television program where the cast members of Duck Dynasty will also be guests. He added as far as my reputation is concerned I cant take the risk of being on a show alongside people who, in effect, amount to animal serial killers.
Kimmel said Morrissey gave him an ultimatum, saying the comedian had to choose between him and the cast of the A&E show.
While I respect his stance on this-- I really do theres a very good reason why I didnt dump the Duck Dynasty guys for Morrissey, Kimmel said on the air. Its because they have guns, and Morrissey doesnt.
And the late-night host didnt stop there.
He keeps finding new ways to depress us, he quipped of the musician.
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Relationships with “transpeople”.....
Okay then. If you’re raised up being babysat by lesbians and sodomites, I guess anything seems normal.
LOL! Blast from the past!
That cowboy doesn't look like he belongs on the range, lol.
Too true
LMAO! Point. Don’t forget the one about child abuse.
Yep, the vibe just sort of comes through.
Brokeback Mountain?
Maybe he doesn’t swallow.
HUH?
“Brokeback:The Prequel”!
And then there’s “Handsome Devil”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB31_P63-ng
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/s/smiths/handsome+devil_10217938.html
“Let me get my hands on your mammary lands”
That’s sheer genius right there :-)
He probably wouldn’t look to fondly upon the Spartans then.
“If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men.
Yeah, right. A guy with the strength of a man and the emotions of a woman can’t be all that dangerous. LOL
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