No pushing at the door please!
Good morning early birds, wordsmiths, poets, et al.
Good morning early birds, wordsmiths, poets, et al.
As the prices of gasoline creep up
My car goes into paresis
Only my bike can keep up
With effects of this hysteresis.
My Harley will get you home
At 20 miles to the Liter
And since it’s all covered in chrome
Being “green” just couldn’t be sweeter.
And here I always thought hysteresis was the excitement caused when chocolate meets peanut butter.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schmitt_trigger
You gotta use a Schmitt trigger if you want hysteresis.
We don’t need no fancy word like hysterisis to explain the rotten state of the Obama economy. I just get hysterical every time I see one of those Dem shills that Fox & Friends introduces to tell me what the “American people” really want. This AM they had a former aide of Harry Reid telling us that “All of the American people want us to raise taxes”. Seriously.
Hysteresis is like die-a-resis only the sufferer goes hysterical crazy first.
It is 62 and windy-I tried for awhile to get the fallen trellis up off the ground, but it is way too heavy for one person, so I threw a tantrum and came back inside...
Obama’s slowness to react on
Budget issues is really lame-
He usually leaps without looking
So he must be off his game
And his minions’ tardy response
Could well be worth a thesis-
This is one of the few times
They are affected by hysteresis
It must be the stress and strain
Of remembering all they said
In their eagerness to create
Seqestration fear and dread...