[Crucial]

I remember a Leftist student who helped me clear my yard for free (long story) who remarked about the wood burning slightly and putting carbon into the atmosphere after going into the chipper.

I told her, "You're made of carbon. Did you know that?" That shut her up.

[Alex Murphy]

I remember a Leftist student who helped me clear my yard for free (long story) who remarked about the wood burning slightly and putting carbon into the atmosphere after going into the chipper. I told her, "You're made of carbon. Did you know that?" That shut her up.

I'm going to have to use this line!