[null and void]

And what's to keep the people in the court from busting out laughing throughout all the testimony?

30 days for contempt of court.

[oncebitten]

Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves
against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh
fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I’ll tell you something my lad.
When you’re walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes
after you with a bunch of loganberries, don’t come crying to me! Now,
the passion fruit. When your assailant lunges at you with a passion
fruit...