I don't know why I clicked "food" as a topic. An assault burrito from Taco Bell is terrorism IMHO.
1 posted on
02/26/2013 11:46:06 AM PST by
llevrok
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To: llevrok
I thought perhaps it was a FROZEN burrito...but noooooo.
2 posted on
02/26/2013 11:50:29 AM PST by
Chickensoup
(200 million unarmed people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
To: llevrok
Those thing’s assault my colin all the time
3 posted on
02/26/2013 11:52:41 AM PST by
al baby
(Hi Mom)
To: llevrok
"Brown, seen above, is scheduled for a March 20 arraignment in Circuit Court." And what's to keep the people in the court from busting out laughing throughout all the testimony?
To: llevrok
It’s time to do thorough background checks on people who buy burritos.
5 posted on
02/26/2013 11:55:16 AM PST by
WKUHilltopper
(And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
To: llevrok
6 posted on
02/26/2013 11:57:54 AM PST by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Here once the embattled farmers stood... And fired the shot heard round the world.)
To: llevrok
Was it an automatic burrito? What was the magazine size?
We need to ban all assault burritos, for the safety of our children.
Before we know it, people will arm themselves with high-capacity chimichangas and there will be mayhem in the streets.
7 posted on
02/26/2013 11:58:59 AM PST by
BitWielder1
(Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
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8 posted on
02/26/2013 12:01:00 PM PST by
dirtboy
To: llevrok
Meantime, in the county jail...
“Hey, what are you in for?”
“Assault with a deadly burrito.”
9 posted on
02/26/2013 12:03:32 PM PST by
nonamer
To: llevrok
To me, that’s like “dont’t throw me in the briar patch again!”
10 posted on
02/26/2013 12:05:37 PM PST by
TurboZamboni
(Looting the future to bribe the present)
To: llevrok; al baby
Watch out for those sawed-off taco’s!
or those illegally modified with hot sauce
11 posted on
02/26/2013 12:09:27 PM PST by
GeronL
(http://asspos.blogspot.com)
To: llevrok
Was there a guitar involved???...It could have been "El Kabong"!!!
FMCDH(BITS)
15 posted on
02/26/2013 12:13:25 PM PST by
nothingnew
(I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
To: llevrok
The burrito bomber isn’t very smart. He should shut his mouth.
16 posted on
02/26/2013 12:13:56 PM PST by
goldi
To: llevrok
Was it before or after he ate it.
There's a difference, ya' know.
17 posted on
02/26/2013 12:15:02 PM PST by
red-dawg
To: llevrok
“Throttled” with a burrito? How does that work?
18 posted on
02/26/2013 12:15:21 PM PST by
JennysCool
(My hypocrisy goes only so far)
To: llevrok
Thank God it wasn’t from Jack in the Box, or it might have been the burrito might have been “loaded”.
19 posted on
02/26/2013 12:15:31 PM PST by
Hugin
("Most times a man'll tell you his bad intentions, if you listen and let yourself hear."---Open Range)
To: llevrok
The Burrito Bandito:
20 posted on
02/26/2013 12:18:50 PM PST by
null and void
(Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Don't enable tyranny.)
To: llevrok
That kid was lucky he wasn’t dealing with my dad. A burrito would have been the least of his worries.
22 posted on
02/26/2013 12:32:03 PM PST by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(Obama is the Chicken Little of politics)
To: llevrok
Burrito Power! Burrito Power! Time for ya’ll to trade in yer Uzis and AK-whatevers and get some real Burrito firepower!!! (Pity the poor cop who had to turn in this pathetic incident report .. Hahaha! Well, u know, everything has to be written up. Your tax money ‘at work’. Ha! )
To: llevrok
No one needs an assault burrito. And those high-capacity boxes of tacos are dangerous too.
26 posted on
02/26/2013 1:24:38 PM PST by
TigersEye
(The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
To: llevrok
When burritos are outlawed, only outlaws will have burritos.
27 posted on
02/26/2013 1:38:01 PM PST by
Mygirlsmom
(Where the heck are we going, and what are we doing in this handbasket???)
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