Allowed cheaters:
1. Democrat politicians & activists.
2. Anyone who criticizes Bush.
3. Any government agency.
4. Welfare recipients.
5. African dictators.
6. Anyone from Haiti.
7. Muslims.
Those not allowed to cheat:
1. White males, unless registered Democrat.
2. White females, unless registered Democrat or sleeps with known liberal Democrat.
3. White children.
4. White dogs and cats.
5. White anything, unless owned (or pwned) by Democrats.
6. Any Bible-based belief person. Must be completely sinless like Jesus.
7. Anyone who criticizes Obama.
Feel free to edit either list.
For conservatives it is still about cheating.