Plus you never know what new “attributes” they may introduce to your body in the form of a flu shot nowadays. In years past thiswoukd be tin foil hat category but not anymore with the AC sitting on his throne / teeing off at the nearest golf course. I’d like to see Jeus come back and wrap a 9 iron around his scrawny neck but that wouldn’t be very Christian of me would it? Oh well at least I get some points for honesty...sigh...
1) Someone once said "if you don’t have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one."
2) Ask some moneychangers what Christianity can look like...