I'm not supposed to reveal this, but since our victory is now inevitable, I shall! This guy here (above) is the Head Guy. Yep. That guy right there. That's him. Here you see him preparing to perform a qabbalistic ceremony that will (wait for it!) create money out of nothing!!!
This is actually the number two guy in our whole eeeee-vil conspiracy. He answers only to the True Head of Communism--G-d A-mighty! That's right; as the boss of the Jews, G-d is the head Commie! And is it not obvious? 'Cause everyone knows that Jews are all materialisticy and stuff like that, whereas good gentiles are Pure Spirit. Well, think about it for a minute. Who created matter? That's right! G-d!!! So G-d is actually the head of all the commie liberal materialists in the world!
You wanna complain about something? You take it right to Headquarters, daddy! [/sarcasm]
HAPPY PURIM TO ALL FREEPERS WHO LOVE G-D AND `AM YISRA'EL!
