The syrup swilling squirrel worshipers need to get out in the woods and make some noise.
Just don’t tell them that noise tends to attract squirrels. That’s why you can sit in one spot and kill several squirrels as they come to investigate the crack of a rifle.
Them there is Yankee squirrel creek. Down here in Rebel country if one makes noise the squirrels run to the other side of the tree.