Oh the gun nuts are gona off now baser on what the PTUS

[LostInBayport]

Chris Matthews would be tingling so hard he’d register on a seismograph bigger than a NK nuke test.

That conjures up horrible imagery. But accurate. Obama could read the phone book on TV and Chrissy'd be a tinglin'!

[smoothsailing]

I will work for an America where communists and greedy doctors can’t destroy our innocent grandparents.

I refuse to support an America where al-Qaeda insurgents and communists can take away our cherished national parks.

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[Jane Long]

Yep. Me thinks he’s *out* for the night ;)

[Old Sarge]

[Colonel_Flagg]

That made my face hurt. In more ways than one.

[Billthedrill]

I see that I posted to the wrong copy of this important thread. That was about lighting a fart with a .45. Don't do it is what I recommend, at least not unless you're using tracers.

The problem is that people don't take this sort of thing seriously enough. What does it say about our culture when young men are faced with the choice of wearing a purple tutu at the State of the Union speech, a Castro Street S&M Fair, or the U.S. Army?

And furthermore, what about the aliens?

I don't actually know myself, but that question seems to stop conversation long enough to beat a hasty retreat.

[smoothsailing]

Unlike myself, my opponent wants an America where unstable nuclear regimes and tree-huggers can corrupt our medical dramas.

[KC_Lion]

[MHGinTN]

I’m not sayin’ he’s an alien ... but the answer is, it’s aliens.

[Chode]

Y'AI'NG'NGAH

YOG-SOTHOTH

H'EE-L'GEB

F'AI THRODOG

UAAAH

[Tainan]

"I see what you did there. You very Wise Man."

[Colonel_Flagg]

What about Twinkies and high powered Incandescent Light Bulbs?

A good part of any balanced breakfast.

[ThomasThomas]

I too was betwixted about witch thread to post on till I discovered this is the only one the brangwrist.

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[demshateGod]

Lol!

[crosshairs]

[Revolting cat!]

[Colonel_Flagg]

Unlike myself, my opponent wants an America where unstable nuclear regimes and tree-huggers can corrupt our medical dramas.

So there.

[Revolting cat!]

[snuffy smiff]

That or perhaps his beeber is severely stuned.

[Blackirish]

Some folks stock up on ammo before it’s gone. Moleman stocked up on the high octane Makers Mark.