An ex-con came into the ER where I was working. He had the usual mess of prison tatts visible everywhere that clothes didn’t cover. Then I noticed something on his eyelids and asked him to close his eyes for a moment.
The left lid was inked “F**K” and the right lid “YOU”.
He was a real class act.
Wait a minute, I got that wrong. Right lid was F**K and left lid was YOU.
>> The left lid was inked “F**K” and the right lid “YOU”. <<
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He did it to himself in the mirror?