[listenhillary]

Lost it in a boating accident. It’s all better since I got a single shot keyboard.

[zeugma]

I've always thought select-fire keyboards were the way to go.

I've always thought select-fire keyboards were the way to go.

I've always thought select-fire keyboards were the way to go.

I've always thought select-fire keyboards were the way to go.

I've always thought select-fire keyboards were the way to go.

I've always thought select-fire keyboards were the way to go.

I've always thought select-fire keyboards were the way to go.

I've always thought select-fire keyboards were the way to go.