And Dear Leader shot 100 out of 100 sporting clays. After that, Dear Leader played a brisk game of golf, with 18, yes, 18 consecutive holes in one!
Then to cool down, he went to the local velodrome and shattered the world record for the kilometer, with a stunning time of 59.879 seconds, riding his mountain bike and wearing mom jeans! We are still awaiting certification of this by the UCI.
(Sorry folks, just was reading a bit about the Kim dynasty in Norkland.)
I liked 58 better, sounds painful.