Posted on 01/30/2013 1:52:25 PM PST by Red Badger
I haven’t even lived in a house with a tub since I was 11, and have showered exclusively(and daily) since then. But people who don’t wash at all are repulsive.
***Reminds me of that smelly cook in “Monte Walsh”.***
Cook:(speaking of another ranch) “How was the cook?”
Cowboy: “Nothing like you!”
Cook smiles.
No wonder the German officer in THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE ordered American cigarettes.
I have some Latino friends who quite some years ago took a trip to France.
At the hotel reservation’s desk they picked up THEE ordor while asking for directions.
They were flabbergastd (these Latino ladies are impeccably groomed and outfitted - all the time).
They were startled, and started speaking in Spanish about the problem.
Later that evening, upon returning from sight-seeing, my friends heard the same (woman) hotel clerk speaking to someone - in Spanish!!!
Busted! LOL!
France’s first horror film was titled “The Unsmellable Man”.
I could never pronounce Gaul-oises. Impossible to ask in stores, compelling as the ad is, with its promise of great times, good looks, high fashion and big hair. So exciting!
I worked with a French intern, in the 80’s, in Calif. One day she showed me an ad for deodorant, and asked me what it was (she was about 25 years old). I explained it to her, then she asked me why people would spend money on such a thing. Lucky for her, she lived with a Frenchman, so her “eau de body, cigarettes, & black coffee” was not a fast track to solitude.
WHAT WERE THEY MADE OF? FRENCH CHEESE?......
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