You do know about the chainsaw ferrets and the illegal underground clown boxing circuit?
Barely escaped from that.
Mainly by using the chainsaw ferrets.
I wanna see the cover of the book with Laz riding an X-15 Cruise Basselope (Bloom County refrence) Strangelove style. Of course the Irony of ‘Strangelove’ and “Laz” in the same sentence is shirley one of the signs of the apocalypse!