Lazamataz Leaves FR! The Big Oh-P***!

WAYCISM: Everyone is so RACIST on Free RepubliKKK. You all constantly post "Must be the Amish" and "Oh, those Amish again" or "Definitely the Amish" when some inner-city hoodlum starts with the shenannigans. That is so WAY RACIST that I call it "WAYSIS"!

I happen to BE an Amish, and I am tired of being blamed for everything. This is a picture of me on my bike.

I have heard it conjectured that the word "Amish" is a code word referring to a person of color, but I can prove that this is not true. Here is a picture of my Amish friend Jebediah. He is my BEST FRIEND and the Best Man in my wedding:

LACK OF ENDORSEMENT OF HOMOSEXUALITY: Then there is the fact that you are all on the wrong side of history (and the shower-soap) when it comes to butterfly-bowel-love. When it comes to homosexuality, we should be sensitive and loving to the giggling little donut-punchers. Never insult the pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunnies, or demean the limp-wristed prancing knob-jockeys in any way. There is nothing wrong with being a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar! If you are an effeminate queenie-baby genuflecting chicken licker, BE PROUD! Discrimination is no longer allowed to be directed at loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounders of fudge. NEVER! No, sir!It is time that we embrace the stool-pushed jolly-ranching graduates of the Assmasters school of backseat driving! Let us once and for all, put aside the prejudice against pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagelators! Why must Free Republic be so hostile to Barbie hugging Broadway-showgirl tootsie-roll-eating lizard worshipers? The hostility I see exhibited to rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princesses horrific, on this forum. There is no way that crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, Fucsia Puffed batty boys deserve this sort of treatment. Can we STOP being so cruel to glitter-loving tail-tickling Cleveland Steamer pooftahs? Can we EVER be civil to three-dollar-bill-collecting rollerblading fan-TAS-tic sword swallowers? Why can't Free Republic be kinder to gerbil-feeding flower sniffing rainbow-squatting bottoms-up boys? This forum is so cruel to chalk-licking lavender sniffing cheeky merrymonkey pole-vaulters! Why are we so cruel to silent-screaming bed-bouncing pump-wearing butt pilots??!? It is wrong to single out and criticize the feminine-acting, stick-twiddling parade-marching ball-jugglers. They cannot help it that they are merrily-hopping NPR-listening musical-favoring chin-trauma patients. Do not ever again mock the whinnying crochet-loving sweetwater flaming mushroom-polishers and the sweetly-flaming pole-licking sequin-wearing arsehole patrollers.

So, it is clear that you are ALL on the wrong side of history and morality, and it is time that I must leave Free Republic because of it.

You are all so violet here on Free Republic. There is so much violins! I see violin talk ALL THE TIME on this forum. People talk about 'stringing people up' and 'making them face music' and 'fingering their necks' all the time. They talk about 'drawing a bow' across them, and 'playing them like a fiddle', and other such violin references. I cannot take the violins here any more.

This is so sad. I am sad because things didn't go my way. Maybe something didn't work out the way I hoped. My feelings got hurt. I feel sad that someone let me down, left me out, or hurt my feelings with something he or she said. I lost something special. Maybe I lost something that was special to me. Or maybe my favorite shirt got shrunk in the wash and now I can't wear it anymore. I miss someone. I might feel sad when I'm missing someone or have to say goodbye. Maybe my favorite friend moved to a new state, or my big brother went away to college, or my parent is away on vacation. I heard about something sad. I might feel sad when I watch a sad movie, read a sad part in a book, or someone tells me about a sad thing that happened. If someone I care about is sad, I might feel sad, too. And what if someone dies> It's natural to feel sad if someone dies, like a close relative, or I lose a pet. That kind of sadness has a special name — grief. A problem makes me sad. Problems like bullying, friendship troubles, or difficult work schedules can sometimes make me feel sad.

So, it is so hard to leave, but I must, because Free Republic was SO MUCH BETTER before, and now it is SO MUCH WORSE. In fact, it was SO MUCH BETTER mere seconds ago, and now it is SO MUCH WORSE a few seconds from now. Every second that ticks by, Free Republic just imploded completely, because you all are so awful, and I am so great. I really am so great. Here I am, as a matter of fact.

Thank you very much, dearest Lady!!

Woo hoo!!

And we have incoming:

$20.00 from South Dakota - “Freedom isn’t free!”
$25.00 from California
$5.00 from Kansas - “In Honor of Onyx’s picture with Laz.”
$10.00 from Nevada
$10.00 monthly from Indiana
$100.00 from South Dakota - “To match 10 New Monthly Donors.”
$30.00 from New York
$20.00 from Florida

Thank you ALL very much!!

Your loyal support is greatly appreciated!!

FReepers ROCK!!

Thank You Wonderful, Fabulous FReeper PATRIOT DONORS!!!!

YOUR LOYAL SUPPORT IS TRULY & GREATLY APPRECIATED!

THANK YOU VERY MUCH, CALIFORNIA, FLORIDA, INDIANA, KANSAS, NEVADA, NEW YORK & 2 SOUTH DAKOTA FReepers!!!!

Thank you all very much!

Your loyal support is greatly appreciated!!

FReepers ROCK!!

~Jim

GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU ALL

2013 Q1 Scoreboard — ranked by total receipts

Rank	Location	Receipts			Monthlies
Rank	Location	Total	#	Avg/Per	Total	#	Avg/Per
1	California	$3,731.00	104	$35.88	$1,024.00	73	$14.03
2	Texas	2,724.95	93	29.30	1,043.00	65	16.05
3	Pennsylvania	1,670.00	42	39.76	225.00	17	13.24
4	New York	1,510.00	35	43.14	240.00	20	12.00
5	Florida	1,355.00	59	22.97	845.00	47	17.98
6	Virginia	1,178.00	43	27.40	453.00	28	16.18
7	North Carolina	1,110.00	28	39.64	345.00	18	19.17
8	Georgia	995.00	24	41.46	265.00	18	14.72
9	Ohio	931.00	27	34.48	306.00	23	13.30
10	Maryland	868.50	23	37.76	302.50	17	17.79
11	Arkansas	715.00	14	51.07	145.00	7	20.71
12	Michigan	681.00	25	27.24	176.67	12	14.72
13	Colorado	660.00	21	31.43	280.00	16	17.50
14	Washington	650.00	19	34.21	285.00	16	17.81
15	New Hampshire	600.00	7	85.71	90.00	5	18.00
16	Massachusetts	531.00	22	24.14	301.00	16	18.81
17	Mississippi	511.00	11	46.45	161.00	7	23.00
18	Connecticut	510.00	9	56.67	40.00	3	13.33
19	Australia	500.00	1	500.00	10.00	1	10.00
20	Tennessee	478.00	23	20.78	145.00	12	12.08
21	South Carolina	475.00	15	31.67	110.00	9	12.22
22	Nevada	465.00	13	35.77	110.00	8	13.75
23	Missouri	445.00	20	22.25	200.00	13	15.38
24	Louisiana	438.00	8	54.75	148.00	9	16.44
25	Arizona	418.00	19	22.00	230.00	14	16.43
26	Illinois	411.00	20	20.55	206.00	13	15.85
27	New Jersey	395.00	16	24.69	55.00	4	13.75
28	Oklahoma	380.00	13	29.23	255.00	13	19.62
29	Alabama	370.00	15	24.67	225.00	12	18.75
30	Switzerland	300.00	1	300.00
31	New Mexico	295.00	7	42.14	50.00	4	12.50
32	Wisconsin	277.00	12	23.08	177.00	12	14.75
33	Oregon	256.96	14	18.35	130.00	8	16.25
34	Minnesota	240.00	14	17.14	205.00	14	14.64
35	Nebraska	230.00	7	32.86	30.00	3	10.00
36	Indiana	205.00	15	13.67	165.00	14	11.79
37	Canada	188.00	6	31.33	35.00	3	11.67
38	Kansas	185.00	12	15.42	135.00	11	12.27
39	Alaska	170.00	6	28.33	100.00	3	33.33
40	Delaware	161.00	5	32.20	10.00	1	10.00
41	South Dakota	160.00	5	32.00	25.00	3	8.33
42	United Kingdom	150.00	4	37.50	30.00	1	30.00
43	Montana	145.00	5	29.00	95.00	4	23.75
44	Kentucky	100.00	3	33.33	60.00	3	20.00
45	North Dakota	100.00	1	100.00
46	Vermont	85.00	4	21.25	65.00	3	21.67
47	Maine	82.00	4	20.50	27.00	2	13.50
48	Hawaii	75.00	6	12.50	140.00	8	17.50
49	Norway	70.00	2	35.00	20.00	1	20.00
50	Iowa	65.00	3	21.67	40.00	2	20.00
51	Utah	65.00	3	21.67	70.00	3	23.33
52	Idaho	60.00	4	15.00	80.00	5	16.00
53	Germany	60.00	4	15.00
54	West Virginia	50.00	2	25.00	65.00	2	32.50
55	Thailand	50.00	1	50.00
56	Wyoming	35.00	2	17.50	10.00	1	10.00
57	Rhode Island	30.00	1	30.00	30.00	1	30.00
58	El Salvador	30.00	1	30.00
59	Puerto Rico	25.00	1	25.00
60	District of Columbia	10.00	1	10.00	10.00	1	10.00
61	Israel	10.00	1	10.00
62	Armed Forces - Pacific	5.00	1	5.00	5.00	1	5.00
Never Never Land		865.00	32	27.03	825.00	69	11.96
63 locations total		$30,541.41	959	$31.85	$10,855.17	699	$15.53

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