I am usually in by 6:30 and don’t leave till 6:00
Mondays I come in later.
Not everything I do requires attention 60 seconds of every minute in the day.
I occasionally find time to smile.
Well, you may not to work such long hours if you weren’t goofing around so much. (But hey you knew I was going to say that)
A prank where I was a manager, ended up in someone getting badly hurt, a shattered ankle and blown knee which resulted in five surgeries for them.
Pranks very rarely end well for the company or the employees.