“The alligator ate my friend.
He will eat your friend, too.
If only you would understand,
That he is hungry toooooo, but not hungry enough to eat that lady’s head ....”
(From the Orthodox Eastern Alligator Worship songbook)
” (From the Orthodox Eastern Alligator Worship songbook)”
Darn! I thought I had read all the great classics!
An alligator whose conscience
Hath no stain.
He keepeth the most tranquil peace
In his reptilian brain.
An alligator never to be reincarnated
As matching boots and hat.
Though the lady was dead,
He ate not her head:
Alleluia, give him credit for that!