[xsmommy]

You’re an unbelievable @$$pain !!!!!

[SoothingDave]

Can I get Eggs Benedict made by Pope Benedict?

[SoothingDave]

Seriously though, my tastes are simple. A NY strip steak from Morton’s. A shrimp cocktail with the tiny little shrimp I had by the bay in Seattle. Some Dungeness crab.

For dessert something chocolate and ice cream.

And the finest whiskey to wash it all down.