[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Fighting a battle over a buch shows they’re scratching for crums

Sir, it's not the money! It's the principle! Still, 'tis sport to throw the money on the stage and what 'em fight over it. (Seriously, though, how would you like to think that your mother pole was dancing when she was pregnant with you?)

[Veggie Todd]

Seriously, though, how would you like to think that your mother pole was dancing when she was pregnant with you?

I'm sure it will be a badge of honor for him. By 10 years old, momma will have him all tatted and pierced.