Do you know what the boy potato chip asked the girl potato chip?
Frito-Lay ?
Frito isn't a potato chip. He's a boogie. Frito and Spam had to walk to Fourdoor to drop the One Ring into Mt. Doom and defeat Sorehead. It was an epic tale filled with narcs, elves, wizards, and vee-ates. There was also lots of poetry, like this sample:
I sit on the floor and pick my nose
and wish for a thrill or two
For a goblin who goes in for a few no-nos
Or an orc with a thing about glue.
They just don't write 'em like that any more. I heard Peter Jackson was going to make it into a movie.