The real American men are busily loading ammo from stripper clips into 30-round magazines! Fortunately mine were already loaded months ago.
You know, in a thousand years, if we’re still around, some archaelogists might date our sediment layer by the caches of rusty weapons and ammunition that they find buried all over the US thanks to Obama. We won’t be the Bronze Age, or the Iron Age, but maybe the “Lead Age” instead.