[silent_jonny]

Auditions begin in New York City.

Somebody alert Bloomberg. The judges' Coke cups appear to be over 16 oz.

First guy stomp-claps into the room, trying to sing Queen's We Will Rock You.

He's quickly dismissed.

Mariah and Minaj are already getting catty.

[Shelayne]

And, as is fashionable these days, she responds to any form of criticism with either violence (Mariah Carey claimed she threatened to shoot her (source))

Oooh, this could be watchable after all. *snicker* I'm just here for the snark--oh, and maybe that Aussie accent. *swoooon*