[twin2]

Do tampons have so many rumors going on about them that we need a commercial about it? Why don’t we have an 800 call line for this kind of thing?

[retrokitten]

And with the advent of the internet and special “girls only” field trips/assemblies are those even rumors anymore?

[Manic_Episode]

Tampon story time. Back in my drinking days I was doing the thinker pose in my friends bathroom and the cabinet was right across from me so I opened it and there was a box of his Moms tampons so I grabbed a few. Later in the night at the bar I shot one into my buddies beer bottle which foamed everywhere. My buddy refused to drink it so I said "free beer!" and grabbed it and started chugging and promptly spewed it everywhere. Turns out it was a deodorant tampon and it was like drinking straight perfume....so horrible! It was so bad 25 years later I can still taste it.

Now back to your regular scheduled program....