For some reason, I was selected for “random screening” at Logan very early one morning. I had just gotten back from Logan at about 11:00 pm the previous evening and was tired and visibly annoyed. The TSA hack who was frisking me told me that they had found a “gentleman with a 9 mm” only a few days previous. “Now what does a gentleman need with a 9mm?” he asked, rhetorically. It took all my restraint not to reply, “Maybe if a few gentleman departing from this airport on 911 had had 9mm’s hacks like you wouldn’t have jobs.”
I wish you would have, although the comment would have fallen on ears of a low IQ mental dwarf.
I get into everytime I fly due to the fact that I have a shoulder and knee replacement and they treat me with the utmost disrespect!