[Salamander]

LOL

I love the way you think.

[TigersEye]

Oh, the things I could get a burglar to say if I had cages full of big snakes.

"Now now, stop that blubbering and start reciting the dialogue to Blazing Saddles backwards. ... Well, you'll just have to remember now won't you?"

I always wanted an alligator.

(Legal disclaimer: Not that alligators have anything to do with talking to burglars.) ;-)