I got tired of looking at my bulldog’s crusty rear end so I was going to scrub it with a wash cloth.
I’m glad I waited: by the time Henry VIII took Bolougne on ‘The Tudors’ he’d done it himself.
That's why it's good to have a dog that likes to go swimming.
Any grooming issues are swiftly cured by a trip to the river for the dog to benefit from the natural conditioning agents flowing by.
Dang! I loved “The Tudors.” Never tried watching it to the accompaniment of a befouled animal cleaning himself, though. I’ll try it next time I pull out the Blu-Ray.