[hinckley buzzard]

If you are single and 57 and don't have some trainload of crappy baggage, take heart--there are about ten million single women in your age range looking for you and wondering where the hell you are.

[Shimmer1]

Heck, there’s FReepers (like me) who are wondering where he is!!!!

[RoosterRedux]

You are a good man and I know you mean well.

But that just ain't so.

There may be millions of women looking for a meal ticket...but there are not millions of women looking for a Christian marriage (despite what they might say).

There are millions of desperate women alright...but there are also millions of desperate and hungry Great White sharks.

Choose the sharks...and avoid the real killer species.

Now, that said, are there some magnificent Godly women out there. You bet!

But you will have to swim among the Great White Sharks to find them.

Luckily for you, God will find a way to introduce you.

But make no mistake...you will be swimming in the open sea. Keep tabs on you appendages.