Same here. Mine is 23 now.
I have a tinfoil conspiracy theory that at some point in the 90s, Something happened to the fabric of time and space. I dunno if it was a HAARP experiment gone bad or what, but Reality split into two universes. The real one where the laws of sanity still apply and this one. Somehow a bunch of us from the real world got sucked through the vortex to Earth@ AKA Bizzaroworld.
And to me, that makes a hell of a lot more sense than fathers watching their daughters have sex and Presidents backing terrorism while killing their own people.
It was Bill and Hillary Clinton.