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| Lucky9teen
Posted on 01/11/2013 4:24:19 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: ArGee
architect (ARK-u-tekt) n, A container for bacon and beer. Occasionally useful for long meetings discussing building designs when the only other option is going home to a nagging wife.
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posted on
01/11/2013 11:07:18 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: llevrok
102
posted on
01/11/2013 11:10:47 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: ArGee
103
posted on
01/11/2013 11:13:58 AM PST
by
Old Sarge
(We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
To: ArGee
Famous last words of the physicist:
That's impossible!
Famous last words of the engineer:
That should have worked!
Famous last words of the architect:
Well, but it sure was beautiful.
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posted on
01/11/2013 11:23:04 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: ArGee
Famous last words of the engineer: That should have worked!lol, you got that right.
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posted on
01/11/2013 11:27:00 AM PST
by
Hoodat
("As for God, His way is perfect" - Psalm 18:30)
To: ArGee
LOOK AT THAT - cooler...
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posted on
01/11/2013 11:29:24 AM PST
by
Old Sarge
(We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
To: Old Sarge
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posted on
01/11/2013 11:31:12 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(LAZ'S LAW: As an argument with liberals goes on, the probability of being called racist approaches 1)
To: ArGee
and no harmful to the earth plastics
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posted on
01/11/2013 11:37:26 AM PST
by
llevrok
(ObamaLand - Where young people go to retire)
To: Lazamataz
Just for you...
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posted on
01/11/2013 11:39:54 AM PST
by
Old Sarge
(We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
To: Old Sarge
TAKE THAT DIXIE FLAG DOWN !!!!
Don’t you know that might offend some people ??? :-)
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posted on
01/11/2013 11:40:58 AM PST
by
llevrok
(ObamaLand - Where young people go to retire)
To: ArGee
“Do you fellas want to wait until the architect is done, or should I just ship him home?”Okay... I'm an Aggie architect... I just know you are trying to make a funny here... I'm just not getting it.
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posted on
01/11/2013 11:45:21 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
("It doesn't matter how smart you are if you don't stop and think" - Dr. Sowell)
To: Lazamataz
THIS one is just plain wrong...
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posted on
01/11/2013 11:46:13 AM PST
by
Old Sarge
(We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
To: Old Sarge
So that is why the South Will Rise again!
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posted on
01/11/2013 12:23:24 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: BenLurkin
So that is why the South Will Rise again! Is that what you call yours, "The South?"
Not bad, actually.
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posted on
01/11/2013 12:38:32 PM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: ArGee
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posted on
01/11/2013 12:40:42 PM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: ArGee
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posted on
01/11/2013 12:43:33 PM PST
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: skinkinthegrass; Arrowhead1952
I stuck it in my Undead Thread File! It’s a real keeper!
LOL!
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posted on
01/11/2013 12:54:48 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Trust me: I'm a mother. (Stolen from a T-shirt my sister was wearing.))
To: ArGee
That’s gotta be a photo from a few years ago, here in Vegas...just sayin’...gets a little warm here in the summer, but the cookies sure are good! LOL!
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posted on
01/11/2013 1:02:29 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(Trust me: I'm a mother. (Stolen from a T-shirt my sister was wearing.))
To: Twotone; fredhead; Lucky9teen; humblegunner
A Scottish Love Song
Johnny be fair
And Johnny be fine
And wants me for to wed
And I would marry Johnny
But my father up and said
I’m sad to tell you daughter
What your mother never knew
But Johnny is a son of mine
And so he’s kin to you
Well Billy be fair
And Billy be fine
And wants me for to wed
And I would marry Billy
But my father up and said
I’m sad to tell you daughter
What your mother never knew
But Billy too is a son of mine
And so he’s kin to you
Well there never was a girl
so sad And sorry as I was
The boys in town are all my kin
And my father is the cause
If things should thus continue
I shall die a single miss
And so I’ll go to mother
And complain to her of this
Oh, Daughter, have a touch to
Forgive and to forget
For though your father sowed his oats
Well still you needn’t fret
Your father may be father to all
The boys in town still
He’s not the one who sired you
So marry whom you will
To: Arrowhead1952
There was a bit of confusion at the Sporting goods store this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions a little clearer!
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posted on
01/11/2013 1:56:01 PM PST
by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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