[Happy Rain]

Hobbits are mostly vegans which means to maintain the nutrition necessary to provide for a healthy well functioning humanoid brain without the concentrated animal protein necessary to prevent retardation, the herbivorous halflings must eat long and often just to maintain the intelligence of goats.

[Conan the Librarian]

Remember Samwise, Smeagol and the Rabbits.

Hobbits loved meat when they could get it.