[Ellendra]

can open up clogs in people with overly convoluted gastrointestinal systems caused by the ingestion of digested fruits and vegetables

High-fiber foods like the ones in the article ussually have the opposite effect for me, I wonder if soaking the fruits in cola for a while first would make them easier to digest?

Hmmmm, I think that needs some experimentation....

[going hot]

Hmmmm, I think that needs some experimentation....

A little rum splashed in with the cola might even be more interesting, for experimental purposes only.