Rob Parker reminds me of the uncles in my family that I no longer speak to. “What do you mean, ‘You’re a Conservative’ ?! You’re Jewish!” Now of course, like Rob Parker, who’s rich as hell and not exactly “down with the struggle”, they’re complete hypocrites. The only time they attend synagogue is when someone’s kid has a Bar Mitzvah. They eat pork, can’t read a word of Hebrew, and can’t find Israel on a map.
But yet, there they are, questioning my Judaism.